I got myself my first Christmas gift today.
My Pro mountain bike upgrade.
I sent the news to some of the people i think are nice.
I should have thought twice.
"You’ve just sentenced yourself to a life of discontent, dissatisfaction, displeasure, misery, sorrow, unhappiness, dejection, and possible depression with a strong contrast of self-conceit (my favorite). Congratulations."
So much for that idea.