Saturday, October 22

From Bad to Awful...

I just washed the dishes. I heard Dozer drinking something in the bathroom and I never leave the seat up. I went in there and all the dishwater was now in the shower. Isn't that neat? I saw a piece of brocolli and some coffee grounds. I watched as the muck slowly circled down the drain and became more and more disgusted with the reality that has become my nightmare.

I guess I will flush the toilet and see what happens. This is so exciting. Then Dozer and I will go on a well deserved hike in the mountains and contemplate how people have lived and subsisted for centuries before us with NOTHING except the land. Really, how did I become so dependant? That's it, im disconnecting my electricity, boycotting Stater's and sleeping outside. Then I don't even NEED the shower anymore. I will eat off of banana leaves so I won't have to wash the dishes.

I'm gonna read a book.

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